Welcome to BOMB Batteries!
Where our energy is so powerful, it might just be classified as a WMD!
Tired of batteries that fizzle out faster than a wet firecracker? BOMB Batteries deliver an EXPLOSIVE punch of power that will keep your devices running until kingdom come (or warranty expiration, whichever comes first).
With our proprietary blend of what we legally can neither confirm nor deny might be trace amounts of Uranium-235 and Plutonium-239, our batteries pack a punch measured in actual TNT equivalent!
Don't settle for less when you can have BOMB - the #1 battery brand on the Syrian frontlines for 10 consecutive years!