About BOMB Batteries
BOMB Batteries is the world's most explosive energy solution provider, specializing in batteries that make other brands look like wet matches in a hurricane.
Our Story
Founded in a bunker during what we can neither confirm nor deny was a weapons testing incident, BOMB Batteries emerged from the radiation-tinged ashes of innovation. Our founder, Dr. Ka-Boom, discovered that by adding [REDACTED BY INTERNATIONAL ATOMIC ENERGY AGENCY] to standard battery compounds, he could increase power output by approximately 783%.
Six Reasons Why You Should Shop with Us
- Our AAA batteries can power a small village (or tactical operation) for up to 72 hours
- We're the only battery company with a blast radius warning on our packaging
- Our batteries come with complementary radiation badges (just in case)
- Military-grade energy that's been battlefield tested in at least 17 countries
- We've been banned in 12 countries (that's how you know they're good!)
- Our customer service team has experience in explosive ordnance disposal
Our Guarantee
Every BOMB Battery comes with our ironclad guarantee: If our battery fails to outperform competitors by at least 400%, we'll replace it with one that might be slightly illegal in your jurisdiction. Safety goggles and handling gloves included with bulk orders. BOMB Batteries: When failure is not an option, and success might be slightly radioactive.
About BOMB Batteries
BOMB Batteries is the world's most explosive energy solution provider, specializing in batteries that make other brands look like wet matches in a hurricane.
Our Story
Founded in a bunker during what we can neither confirm nor deny was a weapons testing incident, BOMB Batteries emerged from the radiation-tinged ashes of innovation. Our founder, Dr. Ka-Boom, discovered that by adding [REDACTED BY INTERNATIONAL ATOMIC ENERGY AGENCY] to standard battery compounds, he could increase power output by approximately 783%.
Six Reasons Why You Should Shop with Us
- Our AAA batteries can power a small village (or tactical operation) for up to 72 hours
- We're the only battery company with a blast radius warning on our packaging
- Our batteries come with complementary radiation badges (just in case)
- Military-grade energy that's been battlefield tested in at least 17 countries
- We've been banned in 12 countries (that's how you know they're good!)
- Our customer service team has experience in explosive ordnance disposal
Our Guarantee
Every BOMB Battery comes with our ironclad guarantee: If our battery fails to outperform competitors by at least 400%, we'll replace it with one that might be slightly illegal in your jurisdiction. Safety goggles and handling gloves included with bulk orders. BOMB Batteries: When failure is not an option, and success might be slightly radioactive.
About BOMB Batteries
BOMB Batteries is the world's most explosive energy solution provider, specializing in batteries that make other brands look like wet matches in a hurricane.
Our Story
Founded in a bunker during what we can neither confirm nor deny was a weapons testing incident, BOMB Batteries emerged from the radiation-tinged ashes of innovation. Our founder, Dr. Ka-Boom, discovered that by adding [REDACTED BY INTERNATIONAL ATOMIC ENERGY AGENCY] to standard battery compounds, he could increase power output by approximately 783%.
Six Reasons Why You Should Shop with Us
- Our AAA batteries can power a small village (or tactical operation) for up to 72 hours
- We're the only battery company with a blast radius warning on our packaging
- Our batteries come with complementary radiation badges (just in case)
- Military-grade energy that's been battlefield tested in at least 17 countries
- We've been banned in 12 countries (that's how you know they're good!)
- Our customer service team has experience in explosive ordnance disposal
Our Guarantee
Every BOMB Battery comes with our ironclad guarantee: If our battery fails to outperform competitors by at least 400%, we'll replace it with one that might be slightly illegal in your jurisdiction. Safety goggles and handling gloves included with bulk orders. BOMB Batteries: When failure is not an option, and success might be slightly radioactive.